youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Superset 1: The Fellowship of the Ring

3 ”YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” Slams (3 medicine ball slams - feel free to yell “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” each time you do this.)

7 Legolas Bow Pulls (7 renegade rows).

9 “One does not simply walking lunge into Mordor” (9 lunges, each leg).

1 Minute: Hip “Bridge of Khazad Dum” (hip raises and hold at the top position for 1 minute)

Superset 2: The Two towers

3 Riders of ROWhan (3 bodyweight rows)

Gimli “Shall I get you a box?” jumps. (7 box jumps - REALLY explode)

9 Helm’s Deep-Squats.  (9 bodyweight squats – get your ass to the ground. Way down.)

1 Minute Tower of Orthanc Holds (Kick up against a wall and hold a handstand for as long as you can until 1 minute is complete, in as few as sets as possible. Can’t hold a full handstand? Check out the variations in our Guide to Handstands.)

Superset 3: The return of the king

3 Eowyn “I am no Man!”makers  (3 manmakers)

7 Light of Galadriel raises (7 arm overhead dumbbell presses)

9 “Army of Dead”lifts (9 light weight reps, barbell or dumbbell)

1 Minute Samwise Gamgee Carries (As demonstrated here by AKLulu carrying me at a NF meetup) A heavy sandbag over the shoulder works too.  No sandbag? Just carry two dumbbells around the gym for a minute.

There is more.. and it stays awesome…

"Lazaretto" by Jack White

(Source: bertholdty)

"When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. The only thing that could spoil a day was people and if you could keep from making engagements, each day had no limits. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself."
— Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast (via onceuponawildflower)
shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

Gpoy
shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

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shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

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shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

Gpoy
shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

Gpoy
shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

Gpoy
shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

Gpoy
shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

Gpoy

shutupburnout:

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

Gpoy

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thecivilwarparlor:

A Five And One Hundred Dollar  Confederate States Of America Interest Bearing Banknote.

These notes were authorized by the Confederate Congress during the Civil War (1861–1865). The Union banknotes had green printing on the back and were known as greenbacks. The backs of Confederate banknotes were blank and in circulation became a dirty gray. They became known as “gray-backs”.

The five dollar banknote shows Minerva, the Goddess of War on the left and George Washington the right. The five maidens in the center represent Commerce, Agriculture, Justice, Liberty and Industry. This note was issued on September 2, 1861 and 58,860 were printed by the Southern Bank Note Company. This was the New Orleans branch of the American Bank Note Company of New York. The bill is 7.125 by 3.125 inches (180 mm by 79 mm) Collectors refer to this note as a Type-31.

The one hundred dollar banknote shows slaves hoeing cotton in the center with John C. Calhoun on the left and Columbia on the right. This note is dated December 22, 1862. Over 670,000 of these notes were issued from August, 1862 to January, 1863.  The bill is 7.375 by 3.125 inches (187 mm by 79 mm) and is thinner than a modern US dollar. Collectors refer to this note as a Type-41.

This image was included in the 2011 edition of A Short History of the Civil War by James L Stokesbury. Published by Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-206478-3.

(Source: jonmoxly)